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Do Not Want: Gen or platonic versions of requested ships; Animal harm/death; Crossovers/fusions; Extreme underage sex (14+ is fine); First or second person POV; Infidelity, main ships breaking up, unrequested poly or open relationships, betrayal; Main character death, noncanon permanent maiming/incapacitation; Poetry or audio formats; Pregnancy, pregnancy scares, requested characters as parents; Scat, watersports, graphic vomiting, rimming, sounding, incest, daddy kink, ageplay, D/s, roleplay, formal master/slave stuff, blowjobs; Setting-change AUs, role-reversal AUs, gender identity AUs, amnesia

Sex acts I like: cunnilingus, anal sex, vaginal sex, intercrural, handjobs, making out, mutual masturbation, double penetration, fingerfucking, fisting, extreme (but not deadly or dangerous) penetration, tentacles, a bit of bondage, blindfolds, choking, use of sex toys (beads, dildos, vibrators, preferably large), sex pollen, ghost sex

Flimsy plot premises for porn that I enjoy: trapped in a small space, sex pollen, two (or more) characters deliberately taking sex pollen to get high and fuck, showering together, cuddly warm bed morning sex, thank god we're alive sex, drunk one-night stands that turn into more (or don't!)

Sugary stuff I like:
Fluffy sweet ship fic where characters fall in love or are in love, Humour and/or crack, case fic, characters having absolute faith in each other, hurt/comfort, dating and making out, characters hanging around their lovers/family/home after they die/when they're in a very tragic coma (ghosts!), accidentally married, best friends who are in love, characters who are extremely convinced that their partner(s) are super fine, animal transformations, time travel, kindness from strangers, enemies who help each other out

Darker stuff I like: Torture, noncon, dubcon, ghosts, vengeful spirits, haunted houses, oddly specific curses, necrophilia, resurrecting cock, healing cock, mind control that gets broken, gore, violence, murder mysteries (only dead OCs except for Danganronpa. You can kill off anyone in Danganronpa)


Please check the app for my prompts. I don't have anything special to add, lol.

Golden Kamuy

Naruto

New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing

文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

奇迹暖暖 | Miracle Nikki | Love Nikki (Video Game)

吾命騎士 - 御我 | The Legend of the Sun Knight - Yu Wo

魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation)

AUex 2018

Jul. 15th, 2018 01:49 pm
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WOW, A PLACEHOLDER.

I'll fill it out sooooon. ;____;

I wildly overestimated how much free time I'd have this month. Author, I am extremely sorry, this is all the letter I will be writing. I do want all of these fandoms, and all of these tags, regardless of whether or not I managed to write prompts for them. 



DNW: Animal harm/death, Powerless AUs, Role Swap AUs, Mafia Dazai, A/B/O, Unrequested Major Character Death, Mind Break, Mundane AUs, Asylum/Mental Hospital/Psych Ward AUs, pregnancy, mpreg, any other unrequested AUs, unrequested ships, gen versions of requested ships.


Stuff I love: Ghosts, fantasy tropes, sex pollen, smut, angst, hurt/comfort, tender emotions hidden by surface assholery, unbreakable loyalty, dramatic weather, heavy use of scenery and setting, characters learning to trust each other, case fic

Stuff I love in art: Ghosts, trees, sleeping, beds, cats, requested characters, magic

Haunted shit: I love ghost stories! I'm not asking for characters as ghosts, I'm asking for the requested characters as the protagonists of a ghost story with a random OC ghost/ghost of someone who is canon-dead haunting them. ;) Spooooooooky shit happens to them!
Setting AUs: I prefer these to maintain characters' abilities and the tone/power level of their relationships with each other. Also. Art is super duper welcome.
Bungou Stray Dogs  

Fanart

Fanfiction


Dazai Osamu: I love him. Please make him suffer!


Fukuzawa Yukichi: I also love him. Please let him be in fic or art, and also consider hurting him by hurting his employees, or by forcing him to crawl through broken glass for them. <3


Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya: I ship this very, very hard. I enjoy their hate-love thing, and the way they both pretend they don’t care--but it’s blatant they both do.


Fukuzawa Yukichi/Dazai Osamu: Rare ship, crack ship, I don’t care, I love it. Dazai brings Atsushi into the ADA without asking him, and when Fukuzawa *is* asked, he just says “I’ll leave it up to Dazai”. Fierce shade throw? Quiet declaration of faith? A deliberate act to leave Atsushi a bundle of nerves around him? No idea!

I’d really like Fukuzawa quietly and firmly guiding Dazai away from being a terrifying mess of a human being--maybe Dazai noticing and scoffing, and then confused at how much he wants to please Fukuzawa. I’d also love Fukuzawa being quietly terrifying and protective of Dazai.


Fukuzawa Yukichi/Nakahara Chuuya: Even crackier! Small and tall is my kryptonite. And Fukuzawa’s ability could allow Chuuya to control his--always good!


Canon character can see ghosts: I *love* people seeing ghosts that no one else can, and doing their best to keep it secret, or using the information for their own profit, or pretending to be psychic with the info. Honestly cool with any requested character being able to see the dead, but it being Dazai or Fukuzawa would have a lot of really interesting possibilities. :D
Ghost hunters: You can go goofy or serious with this--maybe there's a cash reward for video evidence of ghosts, and Atsushi is *so there*, or they're investigating an old case by pretending to be ghost hunters, or their dorms are haunted and they need to find the ghost before it freezes the pipes again. Or maybe Dazai deals with his grief by not just trying to save the living, but also the dead.
Major canon location is haunted: I mean. Their dorms or the agency is fine. More than fine, really. Ghost cats that love Fukuzawa too much to leave? An old ghost that no one knows the name of? A poltergeist born of Kyouka and Atsushi's fears is destroying the dorms, and Fukuzawa has to to lay to rest?
Character is haunted: Chuuya in a coma (not dead!) and haunting Dazai or Fukuzawa for no reason he understands? Oda haunts Dazai when it rains? Purring ghost cats that follow Fukuzawa (Art???? :D :D)? A poltergeist born from Dazai's depression and malaise is actually trying to kill him?
Snowed in at haunted hotel: Poe book where they're all hotel staff trying not to reenact the Shinning? Or an AU where Fukuzawa decides that the perfect retirement from assassination business is actually running a remote--and extremely haunted--bed and breakfast/ryoken, and all the other ADA members come as guests or staff, and then can't leave. I mean, crack is welcome. In this particular case, if you want Ranpo to be the ghost--and star attraction--of the ryoken, then I'd find that both hilarious and appropriate.
ADA moonlights as exorcists and curse breakers in between murder cases: What it says on the tin. I would *love* case fic for this, lol. Or fic where Chuuya's picked up a curse or a ghost, and has to go to Dazai or Fukuzawa to get it fixed. :D
Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld: Abruptly, Yokohama has spells of being foggy and spooky as fuck, with hundreds of monsters wandering the street.


Apocalypse/Survival: The world ended, but they’re still there. Ideally, this is a canon AU where the world ended in the last few months, and the Mafia and the ADA are trying to hold Yokohama together, and get enough food for the coming winter, and scavenging. I *love* worldbuilding apocalypse stories, so feel free to just go to town on the details and survival parts. There can be zombies! Or not zombies. Maybe wifi just stopped working... or there was a plague that killed 80% of non-ability users.

Mad Max AU: The world ended, much like above, but also there’s a desert and an awful lot of leather. And there’s CARS. Not going to lie, I would love art for this. Super love it.
Sex Pollen AU: everything is the same, except there's an annual sex pollen season that people react to in varying levels of intensity. Some poor sufferers are just *desperate* to get fucked, and others don't even notice that the flowers have bloomed. I'm imagining Dazai and/or Chuuya as being severely affected by it, and Fukuzawa as being only very mildly affected, just to be really clear. Or, like. Just plain sex pollen. I don't need worldbuilding! Desperation to get fucked is fine however you want to write it! All requested ships cool, would prefer not sex pollen gen fic.
Western/Wild West with powers/magic: Ideally everyone keeps their abilities, but now there’s saloons, sheriffs, and cowboys! Cowboys that herd cattle by drawing wards in the dust, sheriffs who keep order with a crack team of genius deputies and a generous amount of sword fighting, and saloons that trade in magic mushrooms alongside the whiskey (the mushrooms are literally magic). Keep their abilities, and a vague analog of their relationships, and go for it!
Dark Fantasy AU: Ideally everyone keeps their abilities, but now there’s taverns and dungeons and dragons! And a brisk soul trade, demons walking in men’s skins, and contagious curses that steal the voices of children. Keep their abilities, and a vague analog of their relationships, and go for it! (Not super into vampires. Werewolves, though! I like werewolves.)
Canon is 100x more gothic and foreboding: Canon, but Yokohama is a gargoyle filled Gothem-esque city where the sun never really shines and strange things crawl through the fog. The fog might be ghosts. The weather is *always* dramatic. Thunder accompanies all dramatic proclamations. The Port Mafia deals in souls. Yokohama’s underworld is frighteningly reminiscent of Fallen London...Take your pick!
Dazai cannot die: No matter how hard he tries, all he can do is hurt himself. He's 22 and immortal, far as he can tell--and he has tested it a great many times. Maybe he thinks it's part of No Longer Human and seeks out Fukuzawa, hoping to control it enough to be able to die? Or Fukuzawa or Chuuya find him after a particularly messy attempt at dying?
Dazai dragged Chuuya with him when he left the Port Mafia: And then they join ADA, also together. Discuss in any manner you want. :D
Heroes and Villains are actually colluding to scam everyone else: Chuuya and Dazai never lost contact, and fake being enemies for...profit? Lol, I don't care. Give me secret besties and friends with benefits Chuuya/Dazai!
Naruto  

Fanart

Fanfiction


Haruno Sakura: My fav! Feel free to feature her in any of this!

Yamanaka Ino/&Haruno Sakura: My fav and her girlfriend! I love their rivalry, and their loyalty, and how great they work as a team.

Team 7: Gen fic highly welcome for them, as is broad views of Team 7--sure, Sai counts! So does Yamato!

Maito Gai/Hatake Kakashi: They’re perfect together. And...I love them? ...please write them for me. <3


In the interest of being done this letter before reveals, I’m not writing prompts for *all* of them--most of these are basically prompts as is! Though, just to note, I generally prefer fic in canon universe with AU elements.


ALL: Canon Character can see ghosts

ALL: Ghost Hunters

All: State-Mandated Ghost Hunters

ALL: Character is haunted

ALL: Major Canon Location is haunted

ALL: Snowed in at a Haunted Hotel

GHOSTS, OKAY. I want ghosts, and I am perfectly fine with admitting that! (please, god, ghosts).


Naruto: Sole survivors are considered cursed

Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi get thrown together because they’re ostracized for living when they should have died--but Sakura gets added because...? She’s a necromancer/sees ghosts...?


Naruto: Konoha has a religion that venerates trees

Something?? ...I nominated and requested it because it sounded cool...


All: Dark Fantasy

Naruto: Sakura sees ghosts

Naruto: Sakura is a necromancer

Naruto: Sasuke is possessed

Naruto: Kakashi is a werewolf

This batch I want to note: if you want to do all of them in one fic? I will be DELIGHTED (I figured Naruto is a demon vessel--that’s good enough!). Maybe Kakashi is a ranger or an abolitionist or a dragon slayer or something, or he picks up three (or four...) orphans almost on accident. And abruptly he has an adventuring party--of thirteen year olds. They’re going to laugh him out of the tavern.


I also love all of theses tags independently, slid into canon universe, or as a Dark Fantasy AU.


ALL: Canon is 100x more gothic and foreboding

ALL: Gothic Horror

ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld

Konoha, if Konoha were secretly Fallen London/had the aesthetic of an abandoned hospital/was filled with shambling horrors at 8 PM every day.


ALL: Dead character is resurrected: Minato! Kushina! Neji! Itachi! Kisame! THERE’S SO MANY CHOICES. Go for it!

Naruto: Orochimaru accidentally gives himself a conscience: I mean, it’d be hilarious if it happened when he was doing something awful, like experimenting on children or similar. And since I didn’t request anything with him...uh, outsider POV on him trying to undo some of the damage he’s done? Lol.


ALL: Time Travel: It’s bulletproof in this fandom. NGL, you can’t make me hate it.

ALL: Character Accidentally Possesses Their Younger Self: Any of the requested characters!



One Piece  

Fanart

Fanfiction


Shanks

Dracule Mihawk

Portgas D. Ace/&Dracule Mihawk

Monkey D. Luffy/Roronoa Zoro

Nico Robin & Sanji

Nami & Zoro & Luffy

I love all of these characters. If you matched me on One Piece, I will love you forever for anything. Anything at all.



OP: Ace is a ghost

OP: Ace Lives


ALL: Major Canon Location is haunted

ALL: Character is haunted

ALL: Canon Character can see ghosts

All: Ghost trying to help the living

All: A Is a Ghost Only B Can See

ALL: Dead character is resurrected


ALL: Resurrection sex to fix canon character death

ALL: Sex pollen


All: Dark Fantasy

ALL: Canon is 100x more gothic and foreboding

ALL: Gothic Horror

ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld


All: Western/Wild West with powers/magic


Bungou Stray Dogs  

Fanart

Fanfiction


Edgar Allan Poe

Howard Phillips Lovecraft

Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe

Dazai Osamu/Edogawa Ranpo


ALL: Canon is 100x more gothic and foreboding

ALL: Gothic Horror

ALL: Gothic Romance AU

ALL: Canon Character can see ghosts

ALL: Sex pollen

ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld

ALL: Character is haunted

ALL: Canon Divergence AU

All: Murder Mystery AU

BSD: ADA moonlights as exorcists and curse breakers in between murder cases

BSD: Dazai cannot die


Bungou Stray Dogs  


Fanart

Fanfiction


Priest/Nakajima Atsushi - Yes, the priest that raised and tortured him. Ideally, Priest as a ghost. Also ideally not consensual at all.


Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Dazai Osamu



BSD: Atsushi cannot die

BSD: Atsushi is a catboy

BSD: Dazai has no idea Akutagawa is a zombie bound to his service

BSD: Akutagawa can animate his coat and also the dead

I...really want to read fic with these premises. I also can’t think of better prompts and just “That, give me that!”


ALL: Character is haunted - Atsushi! Haunted by by the ghost of his evil priest-dad, who wants to fuck him, Dazai by the presence of his depression made real, Dazai or Akutagawa by the souls of everyone they’ve killed--I’m easy. Ghosts are a surefire way to my heart! <3

ALL: Major Canon Location is haunted


One Specific Demographic Has Heat Cycles: ability users are the demographic. No real worldbuilding needed, just, canon with a known side effect of having an ability being that every 4-5 years of their lives  most ability users will go into heat and be desperate to get fucked. Maybe it happens sooner if they get hurt or are really afraid. Maybe one of them going into heat can drag another one into it if they aren't careful.


K (Anime)  


Fanart (Medium)

Fanfiction (Medium)


Group: Kusanagi Izumo/Suoh Mikoto (K (Anime))


K: Mikoto doesn't die

K: Munakata Kills the Colorless King and Mikoto Lives AU

Honestly exactly what the tags say. Mikoto is my fav, I love him, I didn’t want him to die. Make it so?

K: Totsuka gets shot but survives

ALL: Mad Max AU - I would love art. However, I’d also find any fic involving Mad Max aesthetic and K worldbuilding--maybe destroying the slate made apocalypse happen, or they need to release the slate’s powers to heal the world, or literally anything about HOMURA, the leather-clad biker gang laying claim to an abandoned city.

ALL: Character is haunted - Obviously, Mitoko haunts Kusanagi! ...sex haunts. Maybe he makes Anna’s lunches for school. IDK, lots of options. I like hauntings that start small--a scent, a strange breeze, a cold hand on his shoulder--and escalate as the haunted one starts to believe.

 

All: A Is a Ghost Only B Can See


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This letter is still a bit of a WIP, but here's some additional details!

Sex words I approve of: cock, pussy, hole, ass, cum, come, semen, seed, the eternally vague 'fluids' and 'slickness', entrance (for an exit, but fandom tradition means I won't blink), breasts, nipples

Sex words I'm not as fond of: cunt, arse, juicy

The list exists to tell you my favourite porn words, and indicate that I am fine with cum. If there's something I haven't listed that you like using, feel free to ask in the comments. I didn't list any words for balls because they're boring. Call them balls if you want, but feel free to just let me and everyone else assume they're there, unmentioned, flopping about their daily business.

Sex acts I like: cunnilingus, anal sex, vaginal sex, intercrural, handjobs, making out, mutual masturbation, double penetration, fingerfucking, fisting, nipple and breast play, extreme (but not deadly or dangerous) penetration, tentacles, a bit of bondage, blindfolds, choking, use of sex toys (beads, dildos, vibrators, preferably large), sex pollen, ghost sex

Sex acts I DGAF about: roleplay, dom/sub, formal master/slave stuff, blowjobs (I find these things boring, so please write me something from my likes list/my tags!)

Flimsy plot premises for porn that I enjoy: trapped in a small space, sex pollen, two (or more) characters deliberately taking sex pollen to get high and fuck, showering together, cuddly warm bed morning sex, thank god we're alive sex, drunk one-night stands that turn into more (or don't)

Who Gets Fucked Preferences:
Ino/Sakura - Either, but preferably both
Kisame/Itachi - Itachi gets fucked
Komaeda/Hinata - Mild preference for Komaeda gets fucked
Dazai/Chuuya - Either one, no preference
Fukuzawa/Dazai - Dazai gets fucked
Fukuzawa/Chuuya - Chuuya gets fucked
Akutagawa/Atsushi - Either one, no preference
Nami/Zoro - Nami tops, also gets fucked
Nami/Luffy - Either one, no preference
Nami/Luffy/Zoro - Everyone gets a turn (or anyone)
Mihawk/Zoro - Either one, no preference
Mihawk/Zoro/Perona - Perona gets fucked


Naruto )
文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs )
One Piece )
Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types )
文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs )
文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs )
Naruto )
One Piece )
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My DNWs and Wants are changing up for this exchange--I like my Valentines sweet!--so I'd appreciate it if you didn't gift me any prompts I may have asked for in other exchanges. Thanks!


In general, I am looking for something fun, funny, sweet, kind, or gentle. I like people loving and liking each other, the giddiness of a new romance, the steady faith of a long-held relationship, the sweetness of friends to lovers. I like characters learning or choosing to have faith in the goodness of others, and being right about it. I like characters helping others because it's the right thing to do, casual kindness, reciprocity, and characters getting to be happy.

I also really like it when characters need to trust someone--especially someone they don't think they should!--and their choice pays off in a big way.

I love romance and friendship and fluffy humour. Feel free to include smut if it fits, but please keep it sweet!

DNWs:
By which I mean don't hint at, don't mention, and don't imply any of the following. If a prompt seems to suggest a DNW, please take my DNW list as the final authority on whether I want it (I don't).

unrequested pairings
shipfic for & pairings
parent-child incest (also incest in general, but especially not parent-child)
underaged sex (under 16 for Naruto, 18 for everyone else)
child abuse
abuse
rape and non-con
dark fic
dark or unhappy endings
infidelity
betrayal of friends, family, crew, or teammates (even if canonical)
betrayal of trust
one-sided love
alternate universes
breakups
1st person POV
unrequested kinks
kid fic
discrimination
non-canonical character death
pregnancy
egg-pregnancy

Stuff I like:
Fluffy sweet ship fic where characters fall in love or are in love
Fluffy fic about friendship
Worldbuilding!
People falling in love
Established relationships
Humour and/or crack
Case fic
Stuff that is at least this cute
Characters having absolute faith in each other
Characters saving each other
Dating
Characters hanging around their lovers/family/home after they die (ghosts!)
Ridiculous soulmate AUs. All of them.
Affection
Accidentally married
Best friends who are in love
Characters who are extremely convinced that their partner(s) are super fine
Goofy silly fic and art
Animal Transformations
Time Travel
Kindness

Naruto

DNWs: Incest, shipfic for characters younger than 16, abuse, rape/non-con, dark fic, infidelity, betrayal of friends/family/trust, one-sided relationships, AUs, breakup fic, amnesia, unrequested kinks, kids, pregnancy, character death, mental illness as a theme or plot point, misogyny, homophobia, similar prejudice and hatred.

Likes: art, teamwork, friendship, case fic, adventures, haunted houses, first dates, best friends to lovers, daring rescues of desperate characters, rivalries that are also magnificent friendships, ninjas, worldbuilding, time travel, affection, people taking care of each other in little ways, people being trapped in haunted houses and forced to lay the ghosts to rest with cobbled-together ghost-banishing rituals taken from the Icha Icha books to escape, soulmates, canon divergence/for-want-of-a-nail fic, Super!Sakura, training fic, characters getting lost in snowstorms, ghosts haunting things and people, humour

Naruto Prompts )

Bungou Stray Dogs

Dazai/Fukuzawa
Dazai & Fukuzawa
Fukuzawa & Kyouka
Fukuzawa/Chuuya

DNWs: Mori/Fukuzawa, child abuse, incest, shipfic for characters younger than 16, unrequested ships, abuse, rape/non-con, dark fic, infidelity, betrayal of friends/family/trust, one-sided relationships, AUs, breakup fic, amnesia, unrequested kinks, kids, pregnancy, non-canon character death, mental illness as a theme or plot point, misogyny, homophobia, similar prejudice and hatred. Also, please don't include Mori Ougai as anything but a villain.

Likes: teamwork, found family, characters being protective of each other in dangerous situations, friendship, case fic, adventures, haunted houses, rescues of desperate characters, deserved and rewarded loyalty, worldbuilding, affection, people taking care of each other in little ways, people being trapped in haunted houses (in a book?) and forced to lay the ghosts to rest with cobbled-together ghost-banishing rituals inspired by horror movies, canon divergence/for-want-of-a-nail fic, Fukuzawa, ghosts, humour, pre-canon era, canon era

I want Fukuzawa fic! He's my favourite, for all that there's damned little that we know about him beyond that he's hot and feeds stray cats. If you're anime-only, the manga has more info about him, and is worth reading if you love him.

BSD Prompts )

One Piece

Monkey D. Luffy/Nami
Nami/Roronoa Zoro
Akagami no Shanks | Red-Haired Shanks/Dracule Mihawk
Perona/Roronoa Zoro
Dracule Mihawk/Portgas D. Ace
Dracule Mihawk/Roronoa Zoro


DNWs: Incest, shipfic for characters younger than 16, abuse, rape/non-con, dark fic, infidelity, betrayal of friends/family/trust/crew, one-sided relationships, AUs, breakup fic, amnesia, unrequested kinks, kids, pregnancy, non-canon character death, mental illness as a theme or plot point, misogyny, homophobia, similar prejudice and hatred.

Likes: teamwork, friendship, gen, adventures, haunted houses, rescues of desperate characters, deserved and rewarded loyalty, worldbuilding, affection, characters taking care of each other, shipwrecks (that do not harm Going Merry or Thousand Sunny!), characters being trapped in a haunted house/ship and forced to lay the ghosts to rest with cobbled-together ghost-banishing rituals inspired by a story someone heard in a bar, canon divergence/for-want-of-a-nail fic, Nami & Mihawk, ghosts, humour, best friends with benefits

One Piece Prompts )


Dangan Ronpa - Hope's Peak Academy

Kirigiri Kyouko/Naegi Makoto/Togami Byakuya
Kuwata Leon/Maizono Sayaka
Entire Cast of Dangan Ronpa 2/&Komaeda Nagito

DNWs: Incest, shipfic for characters younger than 16, abuse, rape/non-con, dark fic, infidelity, betrayal of friends/family/trust, one-sided relationships, AUs, breakup fic, non-canon amnesia, unrequested kinks, kids, pregnancy, mental illness as a theme or plot point, misogyny, homophobia, similar prejudice and hatred.

Likes: teamwork, friendship, case fic, adventures, mysteries, haunted houses, best friends to lovers, rewarded leaps of faith, worldbuilding, time travel & time loops, affection, people taking care of each other in little ways, people being trapped in haunted houses and forced to lay the ghosts to rest with cobbled-together ghost-banishing rituals inspired by horror movies, canon divergence/for-want-of-a-nail fic, Sakura, ghosts haunting people, ghosts in the machine, humour, game canon settings

Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Prompts )

Dangan Ronpa 2 Prompts )

Original Works

Spirit of Ancient Demigod War Hero & Pint-Sized Little Girl Who Summoned Him to Save Her People
Lonely Shark-Man Desperate for a Friend/Half-Orc in Search of a Honourable Death
Lost Child In The Wood & Ghost Who Finds And Raises Them
Werewolf Princess Ghost Hunter/Feral Desert Catboy

DNWs: Incest, shipfic for characters younger than 16, abuse, rape/non-con, dark fic, infidelity, betrayal of friends/family/trust/crew, one-sided relationships, AUs, breakup fic, amnesia, unrequested kinks, kids, pregnancy, non-canon character death, mental illness as a theme or plot point, misogyny, homophobia, similar prejudice and hatred. Setting-wise, please don't use the Antebellum South, Nazis, or anything like that as your setting, thinly veiled or not. Victorian Britain, sure. Second Boer War, no.

Likes: fantasy settings, teamwork, new friendships, unlikely friends, gen, adventures, haunted houses, rescues, deserved and rewarded loyalty, worldbuilding, affection, characters being trapped in a haunted house/ship and forced to lay the ghosts to rest with cobbled-together ghost-banishing rituals inspired by a story someone heard in a bar, ghosts, humour.

General setting: I love world building, sci-fi, and fantasy. I'm cool with pretty much any setting that incorporates those elements. Wild west with elves and magic, alien demons equipped with dangerous magic/tech fusion crash-landed on a planet characterized by magical forests and shallow oceans, magical floating space-ports, steam-powered magic, a vaguely Roman empire trying to conquer a small village of extremely troublesome (Gaul-based?;) mages--seriously, have fun with the setting!

In general, I feel like these ships are prompts in and of themselves. I like adventure stories, even (and especially!) a short bit from the middle of one, and I like people teaming up and becoming friends.
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Link to Google docs Spreadsheet Tutorial 1

The first thing you need to know about Google sheets--and Microsoft Excel, for that matter--is that they are so much more than just a calculator or a spreadsheet. They are made to keep, store, organize, record, manipulate, locate and analyze data, and they are made to automate those functions. With sufficient effort and research, you can make a spreadsheet do almost anything for you.

So, if at any point you become frustrated and confused at why you're doing repetitive work to individual cells like some kind of loser who actually types things? You are probably not using your spreadsheet to its fullest capacities. Try Googling for a formula that does what you want. ;)

The second thing you need to know about Google Sheets is that their official documentation is fucking atrocious, but their help forums are fucking amazing. It's almost hilarious how unbelievably bad their official help is, and I say that as a warning: do not trust Google's help documentation to describe the full capacity of any formula. The stuff they do write up is probably accurate, but it's like Episode I of Star Wars--only the tip of the iceburg, and fairly confusing if you don't know a hell of a lot more context than you probably do.

Your Data

If you're reading this, I'm just going to assume that you're doing this for fandom reasons, and your data is 99% text. And not just text, but lumped together masses of text from an AO3 exchange .csv that you would like to organize in neat, tidy, and useful data.

CSVs = comma separated value. This is essentially a text file of spreadsheet data in which the columns are designated by commas and the rows are designated by paragraph breaks. Both Excel and Google Sheets should allow you to open a .csv file as a spreadsheet.

AO3 formats their .csv files like this:

Pseud,Email,Sign-up URL,Request 1 Tags,Request 1 Optional Tags,Request 1 Description,Request 1 URL,Request 2 Tags,Request 2 Optional Tags,Request 2 Description,Request 2 URL,Request 3 Tags,Request 3 Optional Tags,Request 3 Description,Request 3 URL,(repeats for all possible requests),Offer 1 Tags,Offer 2 Tags,Offer 3 Tags,(repeats for all possible offers)
Anonymo,Ano@Hello.com,Ao3.com link,Fandom, Ships, Warnings, Character Tag, Freeform Tag 1, Freeform Tag 2, Freeform Tag 3,Optional Tag 1, Optional Tag 2, Optional Tag 3,The request from their signup in html,the link to their letter,Fandom, Ships, Warnings, Character Tag, Freeform Tag 1, Freeform Tag 2, Freeform Tag 3,Optional Tag 1, Optional Tag 2, Optional Tag 3,The request from their signup in html,the link to their letter,Fandom, Ships, Warnings, Character Tag, Freeform Tag 1, Freeform Tag 2, Freeform Tag 3,Optional Tag 1, Optional Tag 2, Optional Tag 3,The request from their signup in html,the link to their letter,~,Fandom, whatever else matchable criteria,Fandom, whatever else matchable criteria,Fandom, whatever else matchable criteria

When you spreadsheet-itize that, it looks like this:

PseudEmailSign-up URLRequest 1 TagsRequest 1 Optional TagsRequest 1 DescriptionRequest 1 URL(repeats for all possible requests)Offer 1 Tags(repeats for all possible offers)
AnonymoAno@Hello.comAo3.com linkFandom, Ships, Warnings, Character tags, Freeform Tags 1,Freeform Tag 2,Freeform Tag 3Optional Tag 1, Optional Tag 2, Optional Tag 3, (and so on)The request from their signup in htmlthe link to their letter(previous three/four columns repeated)All matchable criteria for this offer 

As you can see, the csv conversion SHOULD make the distinction between a comma without a space after it (your column designation) and a comma with a space after it (text values inside the column.)

If it does not distinguish between them, your data will not line up with your headers (this makes it useless). If you don't have access to Excel (Excel makes this almost pitifully easy), then the fastest way to fix it is to open the .csv file in notepad, wordpad, or similar, and do a find/replace of all commas with spaces after them. Replace them with a weird piece of punctuation that is unlikely to be used in anyone's signup--# is good, as is % or ^. After you've saved the file, try opening it again in Google Sheets and it should work.

If you intend to make this spreadsheet public, your first step should always be to delete the columns with the participant's email addresses and their offers (highlighted in orange).That stuff is private, and you cannot keep it secure in a publicly available spreadsheet.

Now, to why AO3's exchange download is a load of fucking horseshit: those two cells with red text are in chronological order, as near as I can tell, and they cover every single matchable criteria a participant can enter. This means that it is impossible to split them into fandom, characters, media, ship, freeforms, and warnings based on their location in the list. That also means that the data (in that format) is worthless without a lot of manual effort on your part to parse, sort, and organize it.

The second reason is that it treats a requester's entire signup as a single row. This is hard to parse and even harder to search, especially considering how difficult to read the cells in red are.

That's where this tutorial comes in. I am a firm believer in clear, legible data that you can use (meaning it is searchable, countable, sortable, readable), and that's what this tutorial should show you how to do.

Today's Useful Google Sheets Formulas:

Split
Trim
Arrayformula

Split

The first step in organizing your request (and offers, if you want to do the offers for your own purposes) tags is to split them into separate cells. The good news is that there is a formula that does exactly that--split.

Split separates all items in a list into separate columns based on a delimiter (a dividing character or set of characters). This is the same principle that the .csv file works under.

=split(text,delimiter,[split by each])

Text: what you want to split. Hypothetically, you could do this with actual text--something like "A, B, C", but you'll be using a cell reference 99% of the time.

Delimiter: The character (or characters) that separate items on your list. In this case, it will be ","

[split by each]: An optional TRUE FALSE command. If you set it to true and you have multiple characters in your delimiter category, it'll treat all of the characters as delimiters instead of all of the characters in that sequence as delimiters. If you put it in, use false. You are highly unlikely to need true.

Your formula will look something like this:

=split(A2,",",FALSE)

It will turn A2:

Fandom, Ships, Warnings, Character tags, Freeform Tags 1,Freeform Tag 2,Freeform Tag 3

Into this:

FandomShipsWarningsCharacter tagsFreeform Tags 1Freeform Tag 2Freeform Tag 3

How useful! However, there's one tiny issue with that output--leading spaces. Not an issue at this second, but it will be in the future. We could add a space to our delimiter in split, but I've never had very consistent results with that. So instead, let's use trim!

Trim

=trim(whatever you want to trim)

Trim is super easy. You stick it around anything where you want the leading and ending spaces removed from a cell. In this case, we want to trim the spaces off of the output of our split formula, so we put the split formula inside the trim formula.

=trim(= split(A2,",",FALSE))

But wait! This only gives us the first item from the list! How do we fix this?


Arrayformula

You can use this formula with almost any other formula. It is the best formula I will teach you, and it is the most important formula. This is your "fuck typing that shit" formula. Your "impress your boss" formula. Your ace in the hole, your best friend, the finest formula known to man--you get the picture, right?

Anyway, Arrayformula. To nest whatever formula you just wrote inside arrayformula, hit ctrl+shift+enter. Or you can type it in. It's up to you.

Arrayformula calculates almost any formula and outputs a range. So our poor trim formula up there will not output a range, but if we stick it inside an arrayformula, it will!

=ArrayFormula(trim(split(D2,",")))

Outputs our split array, trimmed, and it's all very convenient. But--is it convenient enough? (Spoiler, no)

The true glory of Arrayformula comes from the fact that Arrayformula will also calculate ranges. Say you want to split 300 rows of a column (which you probably do!). You could use our arrayformula with split and trim up there and drag it to fill 300 rows--or you could change your cell reference from D2 to D2:D300.

=ArrayFormula(trim(split(D2:D300,",")))

With that one, small formula, you just split and trimmed every single cell between D2 and D300. And you can use it for almost anything you would usually use individual formulas on! How fun!

Naruto Recs

Jul. 1st, 2017 01:42 pm
mornelithe_falconsbane: (pic#11705034)
My recs from the Tragic Magic Ninjas community on the late, lamented Imzy.


Visionary by esama - 61000 words (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6782338?view_full_work=true


Summary:
A last desperate measure, last foolish hope, last chance. Of course it went wrong.
(It's your usual time travel fic and then it just isn't.)

Reccing a meme favourite, because it's honestly kind of fantastic.

Obito, Kakashi, and Naruto go back in time, and get stuck in one really weird body. Orochimaru, who it in his early twenties and creepy but not yet evil, is completely enthralled.

It's hilariously weird, and esama's commitment to the premise is exceptional. A++

(Also, there's Fanart. Lots of it. In case you were having difficulty picturing what Naoka looks like.)




Continually Adapting (to Stay Alive) by Ramabear - 7454 Words (Complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6537379


Summary:
Shisui writes words to his soulmate, the one who never writes back, as if he were writing in a diary. Itachi sees him, tongue trapped between his teeth, as he works on a winding message that takes up both arms. It is lucky for Shisui that he is ambidextrous, Itachi thinks. It must not be so lucky for his soulmate though. Maybe it annoys them. They never reply to anything, but Shisui is stubborn.

Itachi’s soulmate always replies to him. Itachi draws birds with painstaking carefulness on his pale limbs. He gets grinning sharks in return, always. He wishes he could make them stay a little longer.

Kakashi/Shisui and Itachi/Kisame canon AU with soulmates.

Sweet, lightly angsty, and tiny Itachi and his giant Mist Missing nin Shark soulmate entertains me more than I can explain. (I'm going with 'Itachi and Kisame are soulmated best friends' as my personal headcanon for this fic because Itachi is very young, but there's no hint of anything skeevy to contradict that)



Dirt and Ashes, or: The One-and-a-Half Body Problem - Tozette - 90000 words (Complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4012402?view_full_work=true


Summary:
The invasion of Konoha during the chuunin exam didn't fail. Team seven is broken, people are dead, and Sakura is hurt and frightened and a very long way from home.

Alternative summary: In which Sakura carries half of Hidan across two countries, leaving a trail of blood, bodies, and other people's legs.

This fic is long, fantastic, and complete. It's also super gory, gross, strangely heartwarming, and a 100% gen Sakura-focused fic. That's finished. It's so incredibly satisfying.



Kill Your Heroes - Evil Is A Relative Term - 167000 words (WIP)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11418526/1/Kill-Your-Heroes


Summary:
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond.

This fic is...well, it's hard to sum up. It starts slightly choppy thanks to the structure imposed by what I'm guessing was a prompt meme, but it's got a brutal story at its heart. Sakura runs into a lot of trouble on the Wave Mission, and starts to level up in both badass and fucked-up-ness. It is well written, and it isn't overwhelmingly grimdark.



Trial by Ninja - jacobk - 100000 words (Complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8235774/1/Trial-by-Ninja


Summary:
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.

This fic is yet another Sakura fic (my eternal fav!), and very heavy on the Team 7 loyalty. Sakura beats Ino in the Chuunin exams, and gets trained by Ebisu. Things spiral away from canon from that point onward. In Naruto fandom you chew through a lot of "rehash of canon, ever so slightly different", but this one? This one is a very plausible canon AU where somethings stay the same, and others really don't. And it's complete!

I found it super enjoyable, and though the sequel, Appeal of Authority, hasn't been updated in over a year, I'm still clinging to hope.



Beauty+Stupid by Laylah - 2527 words (Complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/278080


Summary:
He moves like a damn dancer. Kisame wonders how many people have lost fights with the Uchiha because all that pretty made them stupid.

Itachi/Kisame. Itachi fisting Kisame. It's hot. REALLY hot.




Payback by penny - 1937 Words (Complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/157641


Summary: The first time they fuck, they're both drunk. Anko has vague memories of a dare, a strong memory of Iruka blushing, and a vivid memory of the way he'd moaned when he went down on her, like he was the one on the receiving end of all the attention. It...sticks with her, makes her notice Iruka.

Anko/Iruka fic with het bloodplay! It's not terribly long, but I like the very ninja romance they strike up.




A Snake In the Grass, a Wolf At the Door by blackkat - 56000 Words (Complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2348309


Summary: Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor.

Sakumo Hatake/Orochimaru! This is woobie fic. Orochimaru woobie fic. It is delightful, weird, and very, very woobie.
(Totally shipping it)

A rec note: this is pure id fic, and it's been doing the opposite of growing on me over time. However, if it sounds like something you might like, then there's no harm in giving it a read!



survival of the fittest by cywscross - 24700 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3127889


Summary:
Sakura is thirteen, still a Genin, lost in the middle of Earth Country, lugging an unconscious Chuunin around, and so far beyond scared that she’s moved right on to pissed off.

The lightest of Sakura/Shikamaru shipping! This one is a really great survival story, where everything that can go wrong absolutely does. Sometimes twice. I love how plotty this fic manages to be!



Yet, mad I am not By: Erisah Mae - Words 76532 (WIP)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10675898/1/Yet-mad-I-am-not


Summary:
...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Canon Itachi gets tossed into a dimension where his crapsack life was not, in fact, crapsack at all. This fic is pretty entertaining! Primarily for Itachi walking through a world where everyone he thought was dead is alive, and desperately trying to pretend he's the Itachi who belonged in this world, while having no clue what that Itachi was like. (He screws up. Repeatedly. It's both sad and funny)




A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling - 9278 Words (Complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10173506/1/A-Female-Switch


Summary:
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.

What it says on the tin! An overview of Gai and Kakashi's relationship if Gai had been born a girl. They are BFFs. They are...not lovers? It's still totally Gai/Kakashi fic, though.
(Dub-con underaged sex mentioned, not detailed)




Ascendant By Samurai101 - 115000 Words (Complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5270556/1/Ascendant


Summary: Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Oh this fic... Where do I begin? It's long, it's complete, and it's a despair party from beginning to about ten seconds before the end. I can't think of many fics with such a excellent feeling of swiftly impending doom--reading this fic is like watching the Titanic go on its maiden voyage.




Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria - 2149 words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3483427/1/Troubling-New-Developments


Summary:
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

The jounin-sensei of the Konoha twelve vs. puberty. It's been nine years since I first read this, but rereading it, I blame it fully for my addiction to well-meaning, yet utterly godawful at mentoring Kakashi.




A Thoughtful, Moving Exploration of Passionate Youth - thehoyden - 15400 Words (Complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/101672


Summary:
It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line.

Iruka/Gai, in a world where Iruka adopted Naruto when Naruto was six. This fic is soft, dreamy, and super sweet. It's very romantic, surprisingly subdued for something that features Gai, and all round just lovely. This is honestly one of my favourite fics of all time, in any fandom.




Pulling my Weight - itsthechocopuff - 71000 words (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6737008/chapters/15397321


Summary:
During their mission to Wave, Sakura realises how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a teammate Naruto and Sasuke can depend on, can respect, can trust to fight their battles alongside them. But Sakura has always been a paper-ninja, so her first stop for inspiration is the library where she finds unexpected help in the form of one very bored tokujo who quickly goes on to become an integral part of her life. Soon, despite the neglect of her sensei and all odds seemingly against her, Sakura's destiny begins to change.

Sakura gets some training by Genma, and it makes all the difference. (Sakura power-up fic--my greatest weakness!) This one makes use of a lot of minor characters (who, admittedly, may be...overly impressed with Sakura, but that's why it's fun, right?).




A Consequence of Loyalty - leathansparrow - 52590 words (Complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6452965/chapters/14768299


Summary:
On a mission into Rain country, Itachi encounters a very large man in a red and black cloak who tells him: “I’ve only ever seen one person use crows as you do.”

He cannot take the man’s further advice: “turn back now, if you value your life.”

Everything changes.

A non-massacre au.

In which Itachi doesn't kill his family, and they hate him for it (okay, it's more complicated than that). Eventual Itachi/Kisame/Shisui, though it's a very minor part of the fic.

This is a honestly a great fic. The mystery unravels slowly and satisfyingly, there's a lovely sense of weighty doom, and it has my OTP in it. it's well written. And complete, we mustn't forget that it's complete!


Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace - 70000 words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3034960/1/Uneasy-coexistence


Summary:
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right

Kisame/Sakura! It's a cheerfully goofy romance between two of my all time favorite characters. It's fun! And both long and complete.



Reflection by JapaneseAnimeFreak16 - 44000 words (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5787346?view_full_work=true


Summary:
His nose itches with the long dead scents of incense, saltwater, and spice but he doesn’t look back until -
A choked, “Kakashi?”

He closes his uncovered eye, takes a deep breath, and turns.

Three ghosts stare back.

In this world, Team Minato returns as heroes.

(This time, there was no disgraced Hatake runt carrying the most prized doujutsu of the famed Uchiha clan, no questions of theft or accusations of treason, no doubts of Minato’s abilities as a teacher let alone Hokage, no back-stabbing comrade killers-

-no Kakashi.)

Canon Kakashi falls into a new dimension where he died in Obito's place. And almost everyone he ever cared about is alive instead of dead. To be very clear, this is a Canon Kakashi from a point before he finds out about Obito being still alive.

What I love about these alternate dimension type fics is the character's (and reader's) discoveries of the little changes that added up. This fic makes very good use of that, and great use of Kakashi's building fear that maybe--just maybe--he should have died.




The First Shifting Grain by CADEL - 79700 words (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4224750/chapters/9553194


Summary:
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath.

Time Travel fic for Gaara! I fear the fic might be dead, but nearly 80000 words is nothing to sniff at. Gaara heading back in time is always a bit sad, because, well, the whole childhood as an unpredictable spree killer thing (Naruto plot elements: never having to say you're joking), which this fic takes some time to explore.



Gallant by Crunchysunrises- 14800 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/949499/chapters/1855722


Summary:
On the day that he makes genin, Itachi sees Sakura. It changes the course of his life.

This one is a quiet and sweet story, focused on a weird little friendship that springs up between tiny Itachi and baby Sakura. The friendship eventually saves Itachi, though he's not really capable of wanting to be saved.

It's got an equally good sequel, which I'm very fond of for the cast of very young Naruto characters it features. Very cute!



Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie - 4100 words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10857707/1/Just-the-Usual-Habits

Summary: Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

Time traveling Kakashi is such a little brat.




Looking In (On the Outside) by Killaurey - 9000 words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10575767/1/Looking-In-On-the-Outside


Summary:
Ino's never been good at doing nothing. Being ordered to do nothing doesn't make it any easier. (Minor InoNaru.)

So I waffled around in Killaurey's list of fics for about two days, trying to decide with was the absolute best one to rec, so that everyone could see how excellent her lightly creepy touch on Naruto canon is.

The answer is all of them. Read this one, go to her profile page, read all the rest. Killaurey is fucking fantastic. She focuses heavily on Sakura and Ino, with a side dish of Kakashi/Sakura. But damn, it's her Sakura/Ino platonic soulmates writing that steals the cake.



Deathless by phoenixyfriend - 17500 words (WIP)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12058749/1/Deathless


Summary:
Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.

It's manically cheerful crack about time traveling super-powered Sakura. It's like my personal kryptonite. This isn't to say that the fic is great--it's batshit. But it has some good moments that I really enjoyed.



Sky on Fire I: Slow Burn by Killaurey - 247600 Words (WIP)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3504281/1/Sky-on-Fire-I-Slow-Burn


Summary:
AU after the Sasuke Retrieval Arc. Inocentric. Shikamaru didn’t choose her for the mission because she was weak. Furious at him, and at herself, Ino decided to change that – but sometimes change is a bumpy road to walk.

Have you ever wanted Ino deciding to get stronger fic? Have you ever wanted epic length Ino gets stronger fic? And have you ever prayed to the fic gods that you could have both those things, with clear, well written prose, and a large background cast that gets a lot of attention?

If you're anything like me, you didn't even know you wanted any of those things until you found this fic, saw the summary, and froze like a deer in the headlights of love at first sight.
This fic is good. This fic is really good. And long. And unfortunately incomplete and possibly unlikely to be finished. But it's very worth reading.



now, for the second act by WDW - 26900 words (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3904063


Summary: After his death at Pein's hands, Kakashi finally makes his peace with his father. But when he opens his eyes, it's not to the the ruins of his village. Instead, he's thirteen again, armed with all the knowledge he has of the future and the skill set of a thirty year old ex-ANBU Commander. He's ready to save his precious people.
Except, he's not the only one to make it back.
[Team Minato wakes up in the past after their deaths, a week before the mission to Kannabi Bridge. Yes, all of them.]

But she wasn't sure how to put those pieces together to make some explanation that fit. It wasn't as if she could say, "Well, actually, our whole team just came back from the future. Apparently, Kakashi is just a very weird adult."
"Oh, the challenge with Gai?" Obito asks. Rin slumps in relief. "I dunno. He's been like that for years."
She curses under her breath.
Genma blinks. "You're kidding me," he says flatly. "That was not normal."
Obito shrugs. "Maybe you didn't notice," he offers. "Kakashi always acts like that. I mean, Rin and I are his teammates. We do know him the best after all."
"Didn't you call him an asshole and an arrogant jerk?" The other boy asks skeptically.
"People change."
"You said that yesterday."
Obito nods. His poker face is perfect.
This fic is weird and quirky and has a novel premise for time travel! I LOVE the idea of Minato's entire team time traveling. It's not finished, but what is there is a good read, and it had a few points that had me laughing out loud.



About Face by wroth_and_ruin - 61900 words (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2693774/chapters/6027638

Summary: A little yellow-haired boy saves Sakura from the bullies. And everything changes.

I love these kinds of fics. Sakura gets saved from bullies by a totally different blonde. Naruto gets a BFF. It's cutesy, a little twee, and 100% adorable (these are features, not flaws!). :D



Damn the Consequences by notbug (KageKashu) - 1000 Words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6534484

Summary: Madara is tired, and he isn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth.
It's short but well written, and the idea is very interesting. Time Travel!



How Long is Forever? by aoutrance - 98000 word (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3804871/chapters/8476810

Summary: Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

Sakura Time Travel fic! Now, if you haven't already clicked through and started reading, let me start with hell yes I love Sakura in this. It's a fun, well-written fic, where Sakura is...well she's a little tiny bit bored being a child. This changes some stuff.

It ends on a cliffhanger, and it hasn't updated in a year, but hey--it's still a great fic!



To Teach You (Nothing Like A Zombie Apocalypse) by Tozette 7100 Words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6123144

Summary: Hidan’s plans for today have changed from make it home and take a nap to choose which way to die is least shitty. Since he’s contemplating it anyway, he’s pretty sure he’d prefer the explosion to the fall, but he’s still open to alternatives that, you know, don’t involve dying.

It's a modern AU where Akatsuki is trying to survive a zombie apocalypse. It's a great one shot, with lots of action and tons of fascinating hints about the situation that Akatuski has found itself in, and it's satisfyingly complete.

(I would read another 200000 words of this, but that's just me being greedy. ;)



Teamwork: A Teacher's Guide by Tozette - 16000 words (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2081625/chapters/4529208

Summary: In which Kakashi decides that Team Seven would have been just fine, and avoided a lot of future problems if they'd been more closely-knit, trusted each other more, and cooperated as a team. He goes back in time to fix it.

Kakashi doesn't have a great history with interpersonal relationships. But speaking from years of wartime experience, Kakashi knows that there is one thing that can unite a group of people like no other: shared trauma.

Okay, you guys might have guessed this already, but I really love time travel. Also, here's a quote from it that I love:


Kakashi left the clock on the wall next to the photograph of his old team where it ticked like some maddening sound track to his ongoing time travel catastrophe. It wasn’t entirely comforting to have it there.


Tozette has a real gift for characterization (and actually writing in general) and this is a very, very Kakashi story. Kakashi's a total failboat who is determined to do it all by himself, and, well, he doesn't do too terribly well at it. He is very hindered by his critical lack of social skills.



Late Night Awkward by Bittersweet Mika 6100 Words - Complete
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1995831/1/Late-Night-Awkward

Summary: Sakura can’t sleep, and Kakashi just can’t escape his students. Awkward situations and revealing conversations abound. Not to mention some realizations about themselves and each other

Okay, first things first: Sakura is 13 in this, and though it isn't shippy, it is distinctly pre-shippy.

Second thing, this is horribly, hilariously awkward, and it fired up my Kakasaku shipping soul back when I was a very young fan.

Third thing? There's two completed sequels to this one shot, and they are also terrifically awkward.



Xylophilia by Crunchysunrises - 4400 Words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/698660?view_adult=true


Summary:
Kakashi is Tenzo's first love. Sakura and Sai are his final ones.

I'm not entirely sure what to say about this fic except--well, pure squee, obviously, but more importantly, I adore the little snippets of Tenzo's life, and how he goes from lost to found over the course of the story. Sakura's deep appreciation for his powers is quite nice, too.



Boy, Reborn by Ouvalyrin 9000 Words (Complete)
http://coffeepot-words.livejournal.com/4422.html


Summary: Sasuke dies.

Holy shit so creepy. So creepy. This gave me the greatest shivers.




Vespertine by: Cynchick - 115000 Words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4948288/1/Vespertine


Summary:
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

Sakura/Itachi fic that is both long and good. I've reread this fic many times, and though Sakura is, perhaps, not quite as badass as I like her (look, I like my Super!Sakura), it's one of my favourite fics of all time. I hope you enjoy it too!




Felix Culpa by Ninjagrrl - 30800 words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3743069/1/Felix-Culpa

Summary: The felix culpa, or blessed fall. An attack from the Kyuubi leaves Itachi blind, his mind shattered and memories gone. Meanwhile, Kakashi is still recovering from the aftermath of a mission gone badly wrong.

I'm not going to lie, this fic is so subtle that I'm not entirely sure what happened before, during, or after it, but it makes up for that in sheer atmosphere. It had a lot of atmosphere. Oodles of it. And it is distinctly not hurt/comfort.

Warning: possible underage torture/violence. ...It's very subtle, but I'm pretty sure it was in there?



How To Save The World With No One Even Realizing by IncompleteSentanc (Erava) - 27000 words (Complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7569610/chapters/17220808


Summary: Minato knows at the beginning of the week that it's going to be a hellish one. Mostly because it starts with the kidnapping of one of his two remaining students, only a year after they'd lost his third one. He just doesn't realize at the time that it's not going to be a hellish week - it's going to be hell for quite a bit longer than that.

It all starts with Rin's kidnapping, and her subsequent rescue at the hands of a mysteriously appearing, monstrously strong, murderously violent woman.

A woman with cotton candy pink hair.

It only devolves from there.


This is a set of outsider point of views on the whole time-travel to fix everything trope. Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto are scary.

There's also a 40000 word completed sequel to this fic! Don't read the sequel first, it makes no sense by itself (okay, okay, I got like halfway through the sequel before going "this fic is good, but I have no idea what's going on", and scrolling up to find out that oops, not the first fic in the series)



Black Sheep Verse: Now is the Winter of Our Discontent by Cywscross (16 parts, WIP)
https://cywscross.dreamwidth.org/tag/black+sheep+%27verse

Summary: “You can stay with me,” Orochimaru offers on impulse, which isn’t like him at all. But Minato and Kushina’s boy is staring back at him now with heartbreakingly hopeful eyes set in a too thin face, and he can’t bring himself to walk away.

An Orochimaru who never left Konoha takes in tiny Naruto. It's super cute!


Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) - 2000 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/230907


Summary: It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.

An old fic, but one that's chock full of really good Team 7 feels.



Control by Reimar (Complete)
http://reimars.livejournal.com/8144.html


Summary: The improper way to return a prodigal teammate to your side.


Sakura/Naruto - This is fucked up, but also great. (But fucked up). You should definitely read it!




split knuckles by agavrik - 4957 Words (Complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11571946/1/split-knuckles


Summary:
she will bring down a god for them and carve her name out into this world with her bare hands. sasusaku-ish.

The one where Sakura anihilates Madara. Shhhh, it's beautiful. 😢



like a stray to the arms that were open by Laylah - 2720 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7958062?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false


Summary:
"It's a jutsu Tsunade developed—"
"Of course it is."

"—to help medi-nins direct chakra through their patients' bodies in traumatic situations, and how are you even lucid." She glares at him.

"I'm pretty sure I'm not," Kakashi says helpfully. "So I gladly consign my dubious virtue to your talented hands."

Sakura/Kakashi futanari healing cock! Full disclosure, this was written for me as a late gift for Smut Swap, and I am so happy I could die. It's amazing. I might be crying a little, but they're good tears. Not weird tears at all.



if the shoe fits - by Searching.For.Enadi - 12500 words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11434545/1/if-the-shoe-fits


Summary: Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).


I laughed frequently and hard at this one. Sakura goes back in time, takes up bounty hunting, wood carving, and painting.




The Lavender Beast of Konoha by Mark Doherty - 42800 words (WIP)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4194164/1/The-Lavender-Beast-of-Konoha

Summary: In a fit of hubris, Hiashi forced Hinata to attend the same Academy class as Neji. Having never been in the same class as Naruto, who shall serve as her inspiration to grow stronger? AU Team Gai: Lee, Tenten, Hinata. Gen for now. Surprisingly not crack.


I'm not usually bothered by WIPs--I like the journey, and if we don't make it to end, well at least I had some fun on the way, right? I'd rather read 1000 incomplete words than read nothing.

Yeah, not for this fic. Gai is so good for Hinata in this fic, and the story has stuck with me like a burr since I read it back in 2010. I want the rest like burning, even though there's no chance after all these years. But it's still one of my favourite Hinata fics of all time--even if the incompleteness on this one really hurts me. :P



Gentle, and low by rilina - 400 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/19301

Summary: How can someone who admires Uzumaki Naruto of all people not know how to shout?


A character study piece for Hinata that I very much enjoy.




Something in the Water by Maldoror (Complete)
http://www.tentative.net/JBMcDragon/Hidden_Village/somethinginthewater.html

Summary: Tsunade does some digging.


This is short and funny, and I want to read the aftermath so bad.




In Bond and Blood by thehoyden - 12918 Words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/212688

Summary: "I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.


Kakashi/Iruka! This fic is delightful in all the best ways. A marriage of convenience for Iruka and Kakashi (predicatably) blossoms into more!




The Chase by Hokuto - 14500 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/510347/chapters/899045


Summary: A mysterious noise in the middle of the night sends Itachi and Shisui on a mission with unforeseeable consequences. Vague spoilers for all currently released chapters.


It's such a good mystery/mission fic. I don't want to spoil it for you, but this fic hurts so good. You should definitely read it!




Rice Paper by greenkangaroo - 877 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7817572


Summary:
If you leave a secret in the box just outside their compound's back door, an Akimichi will eat it, written on rice paper.


This fic hits hard. Very good, do recommend.




What Even - greenkangaroo - 4349 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7821604/chapters/17852539


Summary:
One of the logistical problems of moving back into a village you abandoned (per orders) after murdering everyone in your family (per orders) and leaving your little brother all alone to grow up with a massive sibling-sized chip on his shoulder (definitely NOT per orders) is that when everything is said and done and you move back in, there’s just too much space. Or, Itachi's lucky the Akimichi are easygoing and Kisame is just confused.


The ending I have always wanted for Itachi and Kisame.



The Wall by greenkangaroo - 992 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7636888


Summary:
It's rare for an Akimichi to be the last survivor of a trio.


I'm not crying, you're crying. This is a great exploration of the Akimichi clan's role in Konoha, and it kind of makes me want a billion fics about them.




White Snakes and Rusted Kunai by Tartarun 12200 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3175884


Summary:
The white haired boy was laughing. "Guess we can't ignore the prodigy child any longer." In which Orochimaru learns first hand how cruel and unwelcoming the ninja world can be, especially to outsiders.


Orochimaru. Not quite canon compliant, but very, very good.



Housekeeping - Anria - complete
http://poison.solelyfictional.org/fics/c16housekeeping.html


Summary: Shikamaru runs into a ghost


The season for ghost stories is upon us! Also, I adore ghost stories, especially quiet, non-scary ones like this.


I Love The Sound of You Walking Away by Quillslinger -2916 words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3397898/1/I-Love-The-Sound-of-You-Walking-Away


Summary: Look out, Konoha. Yamanaka Ino is on the rebound. Ino-centric, het and yuri.


This fic really captures a great version of Ino.



a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical by 100demons - 8459 Words (complete)

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1116142


Summary:
“Oh,” she says, white hands clenched into tight fists. “I’m-- I was your student. Haruno Sakura.”
Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. “I’ve never seen you before in my life,” he says flatly.

(Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.)


I think my favourite part of this is Naruto's scrapbooking hobby. But it's also a really great fic for the Kakashi h/c! (he's such a prickly little shit).



disgraceful - Joosetta
http://www.tentative.net/JBMcDragon/Hidden_Village/disgraceful.html

I'm reccing this for Naruto's birthday because if he had a favourite fanfic I swear it would be this one.
It'd be his secret favourite, printed out and hidden under his bed.



Cold Comfort - sowell - 1594 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/818228?view_adult=true


Summary: Everyone has their own way of grieving.


Kakashi/Sakura...there's very few things I love more than ill-advised grief sex. If you're like me in that regard, you will adore this fic!




An Invincible Summer by ShanaStoryteller - 136306 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4525815/chapters/10297434


Summary: When Naruto is five, he's gutted by a drunken civilian and presumed dead.

Six months later a girl with ash pale hair and dark blue eyes enters the Academy.


Naruto/Sasuke! This fic is beautiful. I avoided it for so long because the summary sounded like an ocean of fics that I've back-buttoned out of, but this one is different. Special. Take my word for it. (To be fair, it makes some wild-ass use of canon, but there is a frantic, brilliant energy to this fic that I means I would not change a single weird as fuck word of it)




open season by sazzafraz - 7773 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6798397


Summary: The way Sasuke comes home is less myth and more devastatingly embarrassing happenstance.


Sakura/Sasuke/Naruto...Kakashi? Well this was an awesome read. I love Sakura's attitude in this. She's so prickly and vicious and tempermental and sentimental. Her grudge against Sasuke is brilliant and deeply funny to me for some reason.




In which Itachi May Have a Sister Complex and Satsuki is Exasperated - okayserasera - 9914 words (complete)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6385918?view_full_work=true


Summary: Satsuki is five years old, eyes wide and pitchy-black like those of the baby seals Itachi has seen in the islands of Kiri, when she smiles sweetly and asks her beloved Big Brother the best way to kill a man. Itachi puts down his stick of dango, nods approvingly, and tells her that the best way to kill a man is a senbon to the internal jugular artery in the place where a man’s neck meets the underside of his chin.


Bless this hilarious fic. Bless it hard. Insane Uchiha, and ninja as they were meant to be--batshit.




Goal-Oriented By: Emerald Ashes - 4837 words (complete)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9908200/1/Goal-Oriented

Summary: After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

I'm just going to call this one the one where Sasuke is a spectacular failboat at remembering anything but 'Kill Itachi' and 'Restart clan'. Lol. Sasuke.



Throwing a Stone In a River by theroadkillcafe - 10000 words (WIP)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5685673/chapters/13096591

Summary: When Sakura graduates from the academy, she suddenly finds her head invaded by the ghost of Uchiha Shisui. Her inner is gone, but not forgotten, and she struggles with impulse control more than ever before. But also, Shisui gives a lot of unsolicited advice - useful and otherwise - and does not shut the fuck up. He’s not thrilled about current events.


This fic is super promising. I love how Sakura deals with it and hides him, and why she doesn't report the new voice in her head. It makes perfect sense, and I'm very curious about what Kakashi is thinking about her. And I really want to know what happened to Inner Sakura.

...Very curious. I've been thinking about this one off and on for a couple of days now, trying to figure out what could happen next.

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