Smut Swap 2018
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mornelithe_falconsbaneSex words I approve of: cock, pussy, hole, ass, cum, come, semen, seed, the eternally vague 'fluids' and 'slickness', entrance (for an exit, but fandom tradition means I won't blink), breasts, nipples
Sex words I'm not as fond of: cunt, arse, juicy
The list exists to tell you my favourite porn words, and indicate that I am fine with cum. If there's something I haven't listed that you like using, feel free to ask in the comments. I didn't list any words for balls because they're boring. Call them balls if you want, but feel free to just let me and everyone else assume they're there, unmentioned, flopping about their daily business.
Sex acts I like: cunnilingus, anal sex, vaginal sex, intercrural, handjobs, making out, mutual masturbation, double penetration, fingerfucking, fisting, nipple and breast play, extreme (but not deadly or dangerous) penetration, tentacles, a bit of bondage, blindfolds, choking, use of sex toys (beads, dildos, vibrators, preferably large), sex pollen, ghost sex
Sex acts I DGAF about: roleplay, dom/sub, formal master/slave stuff, blowjobs (I find these things boring, so please write me something from my likes list/my tags!)
Flimsy plot premises for porn that I enjoy: trapped in a small space, sex pollen, two (or more) characters deliberately taking sex pollen to get high and fuck, showering together, cuddly warm bed morning sex, thank god we're alive sex, drunk one-night stands that turn into more (or don't)
Who Gets Fucked Preferences:
Ino/Sakura - Either, but preferably both
Kisame/Itachi - Itachi gets fucked
Komaeda/Hinata - Mild preference for Komaeda gets fucked
Dazai/Chuuya - Either one, no preference
Fukuzawa/Dazai - Dazai gets fucked
Fukuzawa/Chuuya - Chuuya gets fucked
Akutagawa/Atsushi - Either one, no preference
Nami/Zoro - Nami tops, also gets fucked
Nami/Luffy - Either one, no preference
Nami/Luffy/Zoro - Everyone gets a turn (or anyone)
Mihawk/Zoro - Either one, no preference
Mihawk/Zoro/Perona - Perona gets fucked
Naruto
Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino
| Accidentally hurting partner more than intended during consensual rough sex Casual sex leading to feelings Clothing Kink Competitive sex Courtship/Wooing Erotic Bathing/Washing Fingerfucking First Time Friends With Benefits Fuck Or Die | Futanari Large insertions Making Out Rivals With Benefits Rough Sex Sex as a Teambuilding Exercise Sex for science! Sex Pollen Shower Sex Trapped in a Small Space |
Media: Medium: Fanart, Medium: Fanfiction
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Sakura and Ino fucking each other stupid.
Yeah, that`s pretty much the prompt. I could try for long, hard, or deep prompts here, but the truth is that I want all three, pornishly interpreted. Plot is appreciated, but not necessary. Maybe they just moved into their first place, maybe they`re on a mission and have time to kill, maybe Sakura`s hand slipped during training a few too many times for Ino to buy the `it-was-an-accident-I-swear` excuse. It`s all good as long as long as it ends in a cheerful, explicit, and enthusiastic fuck.
Prompts:
-Sakura and Ino take a shower together after a very successful mission.
-Sakura just figured out an interesting variation on Sexy no Jutsu and wants to teach it to Ino. And fuck Ino with her new dick, can`t forget that. :D
-Ino asks Sakura out on a date. A RIVALS date. With rivalry. It ends with Ino getting fingerfucked on a public training ground while she eats Sakura out, normal rival stuff.
-They have six days before their mission target shows up, and absolutely nothing to do in their safehouse but each other. And if it turns into a game of sexual one-upmanship...uh, then that`s great. Really, really great. :D
-Konoha has a spring fertility festival, at which it`s traditional to lose your virginity. Ino doesn`t expect Sakura to ask her to go to it, but she can`t say she objects!
-Sakura is the best kunoichi of her generation, trained by the Hokage, and probably full of delicious secrets and techniques that no one else knows! That`s why every clan in Konoha wants to marry her into their ranks. But Ino`s protected Sakura since they were four years old, and she`ll do it until she dies! And if that means wooing and marrying her to keep her safe from the vultures, then that`s exactly what Ino`s going to do.
-Ino`s goes missing while she`s training alone. but that`s okay. Sakura will just destroy everything in front of her until she finds her. Danzo starts regretting his decision to add Ino to ROOT around the time Sakura finds his third secret baby stealing compound (led there by Sai, of course), steals back all his stolen babies, and rips it to the ground with the help of the Nara, Yamanaka, and Akimichi clans.
Art: Please feel free to draw their pretty, pretty hair, lol. I`d love to see one of them pinning the other and going down for a kiss, them washing each other/making out in a shower, or one going down on the other who is very clearly enjoying it. For single characters, maybe something like sexting selfies they might send to each other? (They get phones eventually, this is totally canon-compliant!) I`d also love Sakura and Ino being super fit and trying to seduce each other with muscles, though how well that goes into art...lol, IDK. I`m not much of an artist!
DNW: any kinks or warnings I didn`t select in the tags, 1st person, any kind of setting changing AUs.
文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
| Accidentally hurting partner more than intended during consensual rough sex Antagonism Leads to Sex Casual sex leading to feelings Clothing Kink Drinking Games Drunk Sex Enemies With Benefits First Time Fuck Or Die Getting off on how Much Your Partner Trusts You | Hair Kink Hand Jobs Intercrural Sex Making Out Rough Sex Sex Pollen Sex pollen affecting only one person Touch-Starved Trading Sex for Safety unexpected tenderness |
Media: Medium: Fanart, Medium: Fanfiction
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
I love this ship deeply. JSYK. ;) However, it`s damn hard to get them to bang in a short fic, which is why some of these prompts are set up for longer fic, but also feel free to go with "THEY FUCK, FEATURING X TAG" as the plot!
I have no particular top/bottom preferences here, though I do like the height difference emphasized. And I definitely love it when they`re full of vulnerable feelings they`re trying to hide, Chuuya getting under Dazai`s skin, Dazai being a dick (and it backfiring on him!), and both of them snarking like it`s their job. Also: Corruption. It`s great, feel free to use it as angsty plot. I do prefer canon era to dark era, just because I`m a complete sucker for their dynamic in canon era--former partners filled with *bitter feelings* :D (This isn`t a `no Dark Era` thing. Dark Era good too! Canon era is just sliiightly better for me). I like H/C, angsty stuff, crack, humour, feelings and plot in my smut.
Prompts:
-Dazai`s been missing for two years when he shows up at Chuuya`s apartment, rail-thin, filthy, bleeding, and so tired he falls asleep while Chuuya`s threatening to kill him. (There`s only a 50% chance that Chuuya will help him, but it`s the best odds Dazai has).
-Grapes of Wrath? Try Grapes of Sex Pollen. John Steinbeck`s power nails Chuuya hard before Dazai hits him--and there`s no way to get rid of sex pollen except fucking. Dazai ends the fight against Lovecraft faster than in canon because Chuuya looks like he might try fucking the tentacles, but that still leaves him with the problem of Chuuya`s raging need to bone or be boned.
-Corruption is at the edges of his awareness all the time, and it`s getting worse. If he has to fuck Dazai to make it go away...then it`s better than dying, probably. (Or from the other side: Dazai gets a very unexpected booty call).
-Chuuya`s apartment gets eaten by a rogue ability user, and he has to move into Dazai`s. Or vice versa. Anyway, they have to share a bed and possibly clothes. And definitely their showers.
-Atsushi invites Chuuya to the victory party as an excuse to invite Akutagawa without it being weird. His ploy fails utterly because it`s so weird, but hey--they both show up! Chuuya cheats at party games and Akutagawa just came to stare at Dazai, but at the end of the party, Chuuya`s tipsy and Dazai`s nostalgic, so they fuck.
Art Prompts:
Something involving them mostly clothed and fucking, or naked in the shower/bath together, or Chuuya naked and covered in corruption while Dazai reaches for him would be GREAT. I`m really into the height difference between them, so if you can emphasize that, that would be awesome. For single characters, Chuuya naked and covered in corruption ;), Dazai mostly naked and wrapping/unwrapping his wrist/hand bandages, Chuuya partially dressed and disheveled, looking totally wrecked, or either of them alone in bed and being tantalizingly revealed by the sheets...oh, shit, one of them could be tied up. That would be super hot, too!
DNW: any kinks or warnings I didn`t select in the tags, 1st person, any kind of setting changing AUs.
One Piece
Dracule Mihawk/Perona/Roronoa Zoro, Dracule Mihawk/Roronoa Zoro
| Accidental Soulbonding Solidified With Sex Aphrodisiacs Biting Casual sex leading to feelings Clothed/Naked Courtship/Wooing Double Penetration Fingerfucking Fuck Or Die Large Cock | Making Out Sex Pollen Sex pollen affecting only one person Size Kink Touch-Starved Trading Sex for Safety unexpected tenderness |
Media: Medium: Fanart, Medium: Fanfiction
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Prompts:
-Mihawk decides to dress them better, because no students of his will ever be clad in polyester. The unexpected side effect of destroying their inferior clothes, though, is a severe clothing shortage on laundry day--as he discovers when he finds Zoro and Perona doing laundry naked.
-The ten-year bloom of black roses happens while Mihawk is off island at a meeting with the World Government. When he returns, he finds Zoro and Perona sex-pollened out of their minds and desperate for his cock.
-Mihawk makes Zoro get on his knees and eat Perona out while he fucks her.
-Ghost sex! Perona`s ghosts can induce lust instead of depression. And Perona likes to use them on Zoro while Mihawk is watching, just to watch him squirm--which she gets away with until one of her ghosts misses and hits Mihawk instead.
-It`s a bit of a surprise with Mihawk starts making them breakfast, but it`s not nearly as much of a surprise as it is when he starts bringing them flowers. Is he courting them? Is he not? Perona and Zoro are both extremely hopeful for yes, and not really patient enough to wait though all twenty traditional gifts to find out.
-Mihawk can`t remember the last time someone touched him. He`s not sure he needs to touch Zoro quite this much to train him, but he also can`t quite stop himself. At least Zoro seems to be enjoying it?
-Mihawk is infected with sex or die pollen! Perona disappears (or stays--I ship it both ways, lol), leaving Zoro to take on the burden of alleviating Mihawk`s desperate need.
-Mihawk`s island has two beds, and Perona took one. Zoro suffers through for the first couple months, but when Mihawk leaves to do Warlord things, he seizes his chance. Mihawk comes back in the middle of the night and is too tired to care. Turns out Zoro`s a sleep cuddler, and from the length of his morning wood pressed against Mihawk`s ass, he`s got a really, really big dick. Mihawk is unwillingly intrigued.
- Zoro will trade anything for lessons. Including his body. ...possibly especially his body. Mihawk is incredibly hot.
Art Prompts:
I`m super into their outfits and clothes, and would love clothed/naked, with Mihawk clothed while Perona or Zoro is naked. I`d like to see sexy pinning, Mihawk tied down and clearly infected with sex pollen, Perona getting fucked by both of them at that same time, any kind of focus on Zoro or Mihawk`s muscles, baroque or ornate scenery, or all three (or two) of them sleeping in the same bed, naked and sprawling all over each other. For single characters, I`d love to see them sleeping in bed, sheets barely holding on to their modesty. Also Perona, Zoro, or Mihawk, naked and clearly recently well-fucked, grinning/pleased and surrounded by ghosts? IDK, feel free to pick and choose. I honestly love all three of them enough that any sexy art work for them will delight me!
DNW: any kinks or warnings I didn`t select in the tags, 1st person, any kind of setting changing AUs.
Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types
Hinata Hajime/Komaeda Nagito
| Aphrodisiacs Begging to slow down Captivity Character Doesn`t Want to Die a Virgin Clothed/Naked Fingerfucking First Time Getting off on how Much Your Partner Trusts You Ghost Sex Large insertions | Making Out Mind Games Rough Sex Seducing captor in hopes of better treatment Sex Pollen Sex Toys of Unusual Size |
Media: Medium: Fanart, Medium: Fanfiction
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
So. Porn?
I adore Komaeda and his batshit crazy ways, and his completely fucked up choices. And Hinata is a beautiful mess that you don`t understand fully until the end of the game, and not even then, really--obviously I want them to fuck.
Prompts:
-Post the first murder, when Komaeda is tied up in the old building: Hinata bringing him food, letting him free to use the washroom, talking to him. This was an exceptionally fun--if short--segment of the game. Feel free to on expand it! ...or draw it... *ticks fanart* :D
-Post-game! Komaeda wakes up tied to a bed, missing a hand, and completely furious that he failed. Hinata is there. And possibly slightly more crazy than he let the future foundation know.
-Post-game! Komaeda`s comatose body disappears in a surprise flash flood while he`s being moved between buildings. The electricity cuts out, and Komaeda wakes up in total darkness, soaked to the skin and nearly drowning in a stray wave. But his luck always turns around in the end... Which it does when Hinata goes after him, and the rescues him to a secluded location in which they can fuck for warmth.
-Komaeda stops breathing--and feels the game start again. This time, though, he knows better than to pin his hopes on his classmates. And--actually, you know, he might as well see if he can`t get Hinata to bang him. Why not?
-After Komaeda`s trial, Hinata wakes up to a glitching ghost of Komaeda in his bed, trying to undress him
Art Prompts:
-Kamukura fucking Komaeda. Haaaaair. Draw their haaaaaiiir. Komaeda can have his hand, no hand, or Junko`s hand. Or a robo-hand, I guess? I`m cool with all of them!
-Komaeda choking Hinata with his tie as Hinata fucks him would be hot
-Komaeda tied up after case one, and Hinata taking advantage of that!
DNW: any kinks or warnings I didn`t select in the tags, 1st person, any kind of setting changing AUs.
文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)
| Antagonism Leads to Sex Awkward Sex Clothed Sex Clothed/Naked Clothing Kink Courtship/Wooing Double Penetration in One Hole Dubious Consentacles First Time Fuck Or Die | Hand Jobs Intercrural Sex Living Clothing Making Out Rough Sex Scars Sex Pollen Sex pollen affecting only one person Touch-Starved Use of Magic or Super Powers During Sex |
Media: Medium: Fanart, Medium: Fanfiction
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Prompts:
-Akutagawa offers to use Rashoumon to fake clothes for Atsushi after Atsushi`s outfit is destroyed in a fight. Atsushi agrees, but little do either of them know that Rashoumon has a mind of its own. Also, Akutagawa can feel everything Rashoumon does. (Akutagawa`s clothing comes to life and fucks Atsushi, and Akutagawa can`t stop it. Then it starts fucking Akutagawa, too. Like, clothing tentacles. Maybe Dazai has to save them, but no public humiliation, please.)
-Akutagawa has to investigate a reputed drug smuggler, identity unknown. Atsushi also has to investigate the thing. Anyway, they suddenly have to hide in a very small closet together, and then get stuck in the closet. Then they make out and jerk each other off? Up to you, really, I`m also cool with clothing tentacles here.
-Akutagawa falls foul of a massive dose of sex pollen. His first thought, of course, is of Dazai the were-tiger, who he`s on a mission with. Unfortunately, Atsushi does not pick up any of Akutagawa`s subtle hints that he desperately needs to be fucked. Bend me over that counter and fuck me senseless, Akutagwa thinks. He tells Atsushi, "It-it`s warm in here." (He might have to be less subtle).
-They jerk each other off in the back of a kidnapper`s kidnapping van while they wait for him to drive them to his secret lair.
-They`ve made out in a closet, jerked each other off in the trunk of a kidnapper`s car, given each other blowjobs while Dazai babbled about their mission over their headsets--but they`ve never seen each other naked. And they`re both super nervous about it. Atsushi because of his scars, Akutagawa because of the fact that if he got any thinner he`d disappear. Write me some lights-turned-down clothes removal and making out? And end it with some nice first time fucking or intercrural sex? :D
-Atsushi invites Chuuya to the victory party as an excuse to invite Akutagawa without it being weird. His ploy fails utterly because it`s so weird, but hey--they both show up! Chuuya cheats at party games and Akutagawa just came to stare at Dazai, but at the end of the party, Akutagawa is tipsy and cuddly and Atsushi is perfectly okay with being dragged into a nearby office to make out and have sex.
Art Prompts:
-Sexy tiger-eyes Atsushi and his dreadful scars (so dreadful), looming over Akutagawa. Ideally, the scars might look vaguely like tiger stripes, and Atsushi will be naked to Akutagawa`s clothed. Feel free to give him a tail.
-Naked in a closet together. IDK why I like these two shoved into closets so much, but I do. I really do.
-Atsushi getting tentacle fucked by Rashoumon
DNW: any kinks or warnings I didn`t select in the tags, 1st person, any kind of setting changing AUs.
文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Dazai Osamu/Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
| Captivity Clothed/Naked Clothing Kink Drinking Games Drunk Sex Enforced Fealty Fuck Or Die Magical Compulsions Magical Fealty Rough Sex | Scars Sex Pollen Sex pollen affecting only one person Size Kink Touch-Starved Trading Sex for Safety unexpected tenderness |
Media: Medium: Fanart, Medium: Fanfiction
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Prompts:
-Fukuzawa thought of Dazai as a promising new employee for approximately a week before Dazai stole his rose-coloured glasses, tried to kill himself, and nearly brought the rest of the agency down with him. Unfortunately, Fukuzawa`s ability means he can`t fire employees once he`s hired them. He can only (try to) fix them...or kill them. (Option A is the right one, preferably with sex and slow taming through touch, in case that`s not clear.)
-Without Dazai, Chuuya`s life in measured in years, not decades. Corruption will come for him eventually, and when it does, he won`t make it out. Chuuya learns of Fukuzawa`s power, and decides that he needs some of that--but Fukuzawa is very resistant to the idea of employing him. Chuuya is running out of time (slowly dying from Corruption is A+++), and desperate.
-Fukuzawa just hired Dazai. Chuuya just wants to forget Dazai ever existed. That`s why they`re drinking in the same bar, and also why they`re going to have ill-advised drunk sex.
-Getting drunk and hitting on the old guy in the corner who looks just like Mori`s most hated rival gives Dazai more than he bargained for when he wakes up the morning after, alone. Alone because he`s always been able to see dead people (part of No Longer Human, work with me here), and now, abruptly, he can`t (obviously Oda`s afterlife involves raising a bunch of orphans in mafia heaven or w/e--Dazai`s ghosts are all super creepy and malicious. Possibly sexually menacing or molesting). Anyway, he enjoys this excellent life change for about three days, and wakes up with a ghost holding his hand while he sleeps or some creepy shit like that. Dazai naturally realizes that he must hunt down Fukuzawa and get fucked by him again--and again--for however many times it takes for the change to stick.
Art Prompts: One of the requested pairings, drawn. Possibly partially clothed and doing it? Maybe naked in a shower, fucking or feeling each other up. Size difference, size kink, and collars/hats/gloves are great with Chuuya, scars and bandages are A++ with Dazai, but I`m open to the possibilities here. ;)
DNW: any kinks or warnings I didn`t select in the tags, 1st person, any kind of setting changing AUs.
Naruto
Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi
| Accidental Soul Bond Animal Characteristics Character Doesn`t Want to Die a Virgin Clothed/Naked Double Penetration in One Hole Experienced/Inexperienced Fingerfucking Ghost Sex Height Differences Lap Sex | Large Cock Rough Sex Sex for Warmth Sex Pollen Size Kink Something Made Them Do It Stomach Bulge Touch-Starved unexpected tenderness Vulnerability |
Media: Medium: Fanart, Medium: Fanfiction
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Animal characteristics = Kisame is blue and has two dicks. Optional, but enjoyable!
Anyway, I`d love size kink here, but feel free to use any or all of the tags listed above. Ideally, Itachi isn`t dying WHILE they have sex, but if you want to write him as sick but not yet at death`s door, I do appreciate some hurt/comfort in my porn. It`d also be fine if he died before they had sex and returned to sex haunt Kisame. Either of them can be touch-starved, or both can! It`s a great kink.
Prompts:
-They`re staying in a very cold cave|cabin|canyon|canoe. Luckily, Kisame gives off heat like a furnace.
-They get to town a week early, and the client puts them up at a very, very nice hotel to wait. Don`t worry about mission details or anything like that, I`m just here for luxury porn and them being on a weird mini-vacation that turns into a lot of sex.
-His partner is hot and seriously homicidal, which is why Kisame is on the fence as to whether he wants to risk fucking him. Itachi, on the other hand, has crawled off the metaphorical fence and into Kisame`s lap, and is currently staring at him from about two inches away.
Art Prompts:
Size kink. Double dicks. Kisame fucking Itachi from behind. Both of them still mostly dressed but making out. Itachi holding a blade to Kisame`s throat while he strips him one-handed. Kisame biting Itachi`s shoulder. Either of them looking flushed and disheveled in a sexy way (particularly Kisame!).
DNW: any kinks or warnings I didn`t select in the tags, 1st person, any kind of setting changing AUs.
One Piece
Monkey D. Luffy/Nami, Monkey D. Luffy/Nami/Roronoa Zoro, Nami/Roronoa Zoro
| Accidental Marriage Aphrodisiacs Double Penetration in One Hole Fingerfucking Friends With Benefits Large Cock Lazy/Gentle Sex Making Out Nipple/Breast Play Sex for Warmth | Sex Pollen Sex pollen affecting only one person Sex Toys Shapeshifting one`s body to make sex toys Size Kink |
Media: Medium: Fanart, Medium: Fanfiction
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
I love seeing Nami confident and taking charge of the situation, and I like seeing Zoro be laid back, chill and just plain good to whoever his partner is. Luffy is super hard to write, but I love him as an intense yet cheerful soul who doesn`t bother worrying about little stuff. Honestly, these three are by far my favorite Straw Hats, so almost anything involved them and my requested tags would make me happy!
Prompts:
-They have friend sex! Casual, cheerful fucking to scratch an itch, and it ends in some nice, friendly cuddles.
-Nami tripped into some sex pollen and there`s only one guy--or two--close enough to help her out.
-Luffy or Zoro or both tripped into some sex pollen, and Nami is there to help out of the goodness of her heart.
DNW: any kinks or warnings I didn`t select in the tags, 1st person, any kind of setting changing AUs.
